This is our life now. Every time we go out, we’re on high alert for abandoned wooden windows to finish off the rustic greenhouse. We eyeball people’s gardens as we drive by. We scour municipal bins. We tell anyone who’ll listen, ‘We’re looking for old windows. DO YOU KNOW WHERE THERE ARE OLD WINDOWS??’
Yesterday we found three big wooden windows by a bin in Etropole, which was a result. (There’s a sentence I never thought I’d write.) But, otherwise, trying to get Bulgarians to part with their old, unused windows is near-impossible. Last year we were driving along and saw a house that had just had all the windows replaced with uPVC, and the old wooden ones were piled up in the garden. ‘We’re making a greenhouse,’ we said. ‘Can we buy your old windows?’ ‘No, I want them,’ the owner replied. We drive by that house every week and the old windows are STILL littering the garden.
Another house on the way to Etropole is obviously owned by a glazer because there’s a window van in the garden, and assorted old windows outside the house. ‘Can we buy some of these old windows?’ we asked one time. The answer was no.
Yesterday we went to a place that sells new windows and doors and had piles of old windows and doors just lying around the grounds. ‘We’re looking for old windows,’ we said. ‘Can we buy these? We’ll pay you actual money. Please!’ we said (or thereabouts). The answer, again, was no. And this from a business that exists to sell fucking windows.
Am I missing something? Are rotten old windows secretly extremely valuable? Is there a thriving black market for them in Bulgaria that I’m unaware of? Or it is just that typical Bulgarian thing of never wanting to get rid of anything? (Which I totally get, if you’ve lived through hard times, as many older Bulgarians have. But if someone comes along and offers to put those windows to good use, save them from rotting away, clear space in your garden, and pay for the privilege…? Not tempting at all? Really?)
Bulgarians, explain yourselves. Why won’t you sell us your crappy old windows?
(In case you’re wondering, the windows we’ve already got for the greenhouse came from an English couple’s house. They were more than happy for us to take them off their hands for free. But as there aren’t that many English people around here, we’ve now officially exhausted the expat used window market.)
I’m not overly concerned at this stage. We have plenty of windows to finish the front of the greenhouse, which is by far the biggest area, and the back of the greenhouse is made up of a stone retaining wall (it’s a lean-to greenhouse). That means we only need windows for the sides. I’m sure we’ll find some eventually. I just never imagined it would involve so much begging and bribery and crushing disappointment.
We’re off on a non-window-related outing to Botevgrad today, but no doubt it will turn into the usual window scavenger hunt. And no doubt it will end in the usual heartbreak.
Help! Send me your tips for where to find unloved wooden windows in Bulgaria. Send an explanation of why Bulgarians love their old windows so much. Or, you know, just send us some windows. Thanks in advance.
Try OLX “give away for free” ads. There are regularly windows there. OK, in Sofia, but still…
Bobby, I KNEW you’d come through. Thanks! We’ll definitely check it out. Sofia is only an hour away, so that’s no problem.
Dear Claire, what a great post! I love to read your weird and quirky observations about Bulgaria. Good luck with your quest for old windows. I have had similar experiences trying to buy old engine oil (it is very good for painting onto wooden fences). I mean, old engine oil has to be almost free and available everywhere, surely? Whenever your car or tractor or whatever has an oil change, then there is going to be a lot of old engine oil that nobody is going to want. Well, nobody except in Bulgaria, of course. Lots of garages either do not have any at all or else they will charge too much for the privilege of doing something useful with something that they cannot use any more.
Huh, I never thought about what happens to old engine oil. How odd. I wonder what they do with it all?
I mix it with coarse sand in a bucket at the allotment and use it to clean dirt off spades, forks and trowels. you can store them over winter in it too. Reduces rust.
Of course, this doesn’t account for Bulgaria’s national output.
Well I never, Simon. Sounds like useful stuff. Nice to hear from you!